damesnowflake-blog asked: *giggles* Steph, you are a fruitcake.
avenginggirlscout-archive-deact:
“Fruitcakes are awful in this day and age. I am offended, Sam. Offended.”
Sam laughed. “Honey, have you ever had my fruitcake? People don’t use it for door stops thats for damn certain.”
“Seems to me I need to get you to cook for me, then. As I recall I hear lots of whispers of amazing cupcakes and such, but never see them. I have at least cooked for you, so we know I’m not all talk.”
"Pick you poison, dollface, and I’ll make it for you. And I have to cooked for you. I make you pancakes almost weekly.” Sam pointed out.
