Falcon

stupidpunkbarnes:

damesnowflake-blog:

[text - loverface] ever decide to do something reaally stupid and regretted later?

[text - loverface] yeah thats me rn 

[text - my bird] You what?

[text - my bird] I’m coming to get you. Which jail are you in?

[text - my bird] what have I told you about getting into fights?

[text - loverface] Uuuummm…. 

[text - loverface] that is a very good question

[text - loverface] im in the DC precints i think

[text - loverface] i dunno.. i just woke up from passing out drunk