Falcon

stupidpunkbarnes:

damefalcon:

damesnowflake-blog:

[text - loverface] ever decide to do something reaally stupid and regretted later?

[text - loverface] yeah thats me rn 

[text - loverface] any time you want 

[text - loverface] i thought you had GPS on me?

[text - my bird] my arm’s thrown the GPS thing off again.

[text - my bird] found you. Although the guy behind the desk isn’t cooperating.

[text- my bird] can I break his jaw? I wanna break his jaw.

[text - loverface] no babe, don't 

[text - loverface] you don’t need to be in jail too 

[text - loverface] just kindly inform the man that he is impedeing Caps best friends